The New Year 2026 resolution is the most sacrilegious of vows homo sapiens have been making since the existence of corporate calendars. They are promises only meant to be broken. They are goals so elusive, only a unicorn riding on a rainbow can accomplish them. The whole “new year, new me” mantra was always meant to be a catastrophic failure from the get-go. This is true for most, if not all. And the internet seems to agree. As we ring in a brand new year, netizens dropped hilarious memes, thoughts and reels taking a jibe at the “resolution tribe” for making another one, while the checklist from the previous one still is in limbo.
Here are a few for your chuckling pleasure:
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Earth completes one revolution
Humans for no reason : pic.twitter.com/Zl8xGVu1dq
— memes_hallabol (@memes_hallabol) December 31, 2025
Me entering gym today after 364 days break pic.twitter.com/iS4p4eSM5p
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 1, 2026
My New Year’s resolution: pic.twitter.com/gUt9HDitzy
— Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓 (@Dostoevskyquot) December 27, 2025
New Year Resolution: embrace each day with passion and energy
Jan 1: pic.twitter.com/vL3UCtPAGg
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) January 1, 2026
Friedrich Nietzsche, ‘For the new year’ pic.twitter.com/G0bN3WvfEq
— Edmund (@Kulambq) December 31, 2025
For the new year: pic.twitter.com/DzYYM6w12j
— Friedrich Nietzsche Notebook (@QuoteNietzsche) December 31, 2025
Happy New Year folks. pic.twitter.com/eQ5WE4pYLq
— Soutik Biswas (@soutikBBC) December 31, 2025
New Year resolutions are being made everywhere right now. But to be honest, how many live to their word? This meme perfectly sums it up🤷🏻 pic.twitter.com/axjpPf2sWB
— Habbit💉 (@ABboDu_111) December 31, 2025
My wife: What’s your New Years resolution?
Me: Can’t think of much I need to fix.
Her: Hands me a list. pic.twitter.com/QMWqvIlGtS
— John’s Memes (@Johnmc42069) January 1, 2026
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What’s everyone’s resolution?
I think I finally found one I can stick with. pic.twitter.com/FW81DZolsU
— Wheat Pasta (@pasta_wheat) January 1, 2026
Mandatory meme when someone asks “New Year ki nee resolution enti?” pic.twitter.com/3xxYrAqbOH
— Siddu (@Sidfx19) December 31, 2025
2026 Resolution: Gonna drink more water this year 🚰
One habit at a time 💯✌🏻 pic.twitter.com/0bFaizX0DS
— Haseeb.xrd | piece of $HIT 🍉 (@haseeb_xrd) January 1, 2026
pic.twitter.com/eCjDKveSpG
— DEX (@kozalakscene) December 31, 2025
motto for next year pic.twitter.com/uWtI8swaER
— amrit (@amritwt) December 31, 2025
pic.twitter.com/xQVR5DZD7v
— The Office Memes (@OfficeMemes_) December 31, 2025
Alright, who’s with me? 🤣 #HappyNewYear2023 #CalvinandHobbes pic.twitter.com/n4pXDVVRlL
— Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account (@Calvinn_Hobbes) January 1, 2026
pic.twitter.com/hGryUiGpG3
— ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) December 31, 2025
pic.twitter.com/0FwxjzQpP1
— the office posts (@THEOFFlCEPOSTS) December 31, 2025
Happy New Year’s Eve pic.twitter.com/vrFmuep043
— 💭 (@thinkergilmore) December 31, 2025
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pic.twitter.com/ZQI8jnOV4s
— Best of Kubrick (@KubrickPoint) January 1, 2026
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