New Year, New Me? Best Of New Year Resolutions Memes And Funny Reels For 2026

The New Year 2026 resolution is the most sacrilegious of vows homo sapiens have been making since the existence of corporate calendars. They are promises only meant to be broken. They are goals so elusive, only a unicorn riding on a rainbow can accomplish them. The whole “new year, new me” mantra was always meant to be a catastrophic failure from the get-go. This is true for most, if not all. And the internet seems to agree. As we ring in a brand new year, netizens dropped hilarious memes, thoughts and reels taking a jibe at the “resolution tribe” for making another one, while the checklist from the previous one still is in limbo.

Here are a few for your chuckling pleasure:

Earth completes one revolution

Humans for no reason : pic.twitter.com/Zl8xGVu1dq
— memes_hallabol (@memes_hallabol) December 31, 2025

Me entering gym today after 364 days break pic.twitter.com/iS4p4eSM5p
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 1, 2026

My New Year’s resolution: pic.twitter.com/gUt9HDitzy
— Fyodor Dostoevsky Collection 🪓 (@Dostoevskyquot) December 27, 2025

New Year Resolution: embrace each day with passion and energy

Jan 1: pic.twitter.com/vL3UCtPAGg
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) January 1, 2026

Friedrich Nietzsche, ‘For the new year’ pic.twitter.com/G0bN3WvfEq
— Edmund (@Kulambq) December 31, 2025

For the new year: pic.twitter.com/DzYYM6w12j
— Friedrich Nietzsche Notebook (@QuoteNietzsche) December 31, 2025

Happy New Year folks. pic.twitter.com/eQ5WE4pYLq
— Soutik Biswas (@soutikBBC) December 31, 2025

New Year resolutions are being made everywhere right now. But to be honest, how many live to their word? This meme perfectly sums it up🤷🏻 pic.twitter.com/axjpPf2sWB
— Habbit💉 (@ABboDu_111) December 31, 2025

My wife: What’s your New Years resolution?

Me: Can’t think of much I need to fix.

Her: Hands me a list. pic.twitter.com/QMWqvIlGtS
— John’s Memes (@Johnmc42069) January 1, 2026

#HappyNewYear2026

What’s everyone’s resolution?

I think I finally found one I can stick with. pic.twitter.com/FW81DZolsU
— Wheat Pasta (@pasta_wheat) January 1, 2026

Mandatory meme when someone asks “New Year ki nee resolution enti?” pic.twitter.com/3xxYrAqbOH
— Siddu (@Sidfx19) December 31, 2025

2026 Resolution: Gonna drink more water this year 🚰
One habit at a time 💯✌🏻 pic.twitter.com/0bFaizX0DS
— Haseeb.xrd | piece of $HIT 🍉 (@haseeb_xrd) January 1, 2026

pic.twitter.com/eCjDKveSpG
— DEX (@kozalakscene) December 31, 2025

motto for next year pic.twitter.com/uWtI8swaER
— amrit (@amritwt) December 31, 2025

pic.twitter.com/xQVR5DZD7v
— The Office Memes (@OfficeMemes_) December 31, 2025

Alright, who’s with me? 🤣 #HappyNewYear2023 #CalvinandHobbes pic.twitter.com/n4pXDVVRlL
— Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account (@Calvinn_Hobbes) January 1, 2026